FROM THE MINISTRY OF LIBERATION
HAMAS GAZA GOVERNMENT
To: All Gaza Women.
HAMAS GAZA GOVERNMENT
To: All Gaza Women.
August 19, 2010
This edict is to instruct all Gaza women about the proper, Hamas-approved, line of lingerie. This line of lingerie can only be bought from Hamas clothing stores; but remember that the proceeds go towards the liberation of the Palestinian people.
WARNING:
Any women found not wearing this approved lingerie, will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, with a maximum of 40 lashes. Be forewarned since the undercover agents of the Ministry of Virtue are snooping on you, even while you sleep.
Allahu Akbar.
This edict is to instruct all Gaza women about the proper, Hamas-approved, line of lingerie. This line of lingerie can only be bought from Hamas clothing stores; but remember that the proceeds go towards the liberation of the Palestinian people.
WARNING:
Any women found not wearing this approved lingerie, will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, with a maximum of 40 lashes. Be forewarned since the undercover agents of the Ministry of Virtue are snooping on you, even while you sleep.
Allahu Akbar.
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