You don't believe me?
See: Half of US still believes Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
The government thinks they can pull one of these off, again:
War Pimp Alert: Yellow Cake II - Iran's plot to mine uranium in Africa : IRAN is seeking to import large consignments of bomb-making uranium from the African mining area that produced the Hiroshima bomb, an investigation has revealed.
Yo, stupid Americans! Wake UPPPP! They don't even bother making up new lies to fool you, they just recycle the old stupid lies that EVERYONE else on earth laughs at. That's how DUMB your own government knows you are.