Thursday, August 19, 2010

Liberation Lingerie by Hamas


FROM THE MINISTRY OF LIBERATION
HAMAS GAZA GOVERNMENT

To: All Gaza Women.
August 19, 2010

This edict is to instruct all Gaza women about the proper, Hamas-approved, line of lingerie. This line of lingerie can only be bought from Hamas clothing stores; but remember that the proceeds go towards the liberation of the Palestinian people.

WARNING:

Any women found not wearing this approved lingerie, will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, with a maximum of 40 lashes. Be forewarned since the undercover agents of the Ministry of Virtue are snooping on you, even while you sleep.

Allahu Akbar.

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